Artsy Fartsy

One shot enamel on our old toilet seat. Don't worry I cleaned all the splatter off before I painted this.

This big ol guy I did for my Illustration class. It's called "Modern Man". It's my take on the modern man and how some but definitely not all technology is making things too convenient. This very obese man is sitting atop an iphone and dripping with grease. The text, modern man, is being squeezed together by the man's weight.   

This is "Ol' Mama." I scratched her into scratch board. This was my first time working in this medium and  it won't be my last. I really enjoyed the process of making this piece and it looks awesome when it's all finished. Mounted on wood and framed in a dollar thrift frame all burned with a torch to give it that charred look. 

Here's an oldie but goodie my girlfriend Jayme found the other day while cleaning out her stuff. Don't worry be happy brothers and sisters. 

"Teacher's Pet"

This one is a little wacky. I like to think of it as a beast from outer space with crazy eyes and bursting pimples.  But don't be afraid he's a nice pet he just has that intimidating look to him. Plus he's got an electric collar on so if he gets a little too excited it'll bring him back down to a more easy going level. 

Painted this for a friend of mine. Bad To The Bone. Acrylic on wooden cheese board.

Yes I have a Fricklin Harley and there ain't nun better ya hear.

One shot enamel on wooden cheese board.

Painted this helmet for my pops for x-mas. Let the good times roll. Painted with one shot enamel

Painted the two signs below for my mum's new place. 

Acrylic on wood.

My old neighbor wanted me to draw a "lightly grilled cheese sandwhich."  Kind of random but I love randomness. So here it is. Micron pen and colored pencil on brown paper bag. 

"Wired" on caffenine that is. 

Painted with one shot enamel on a cheese board from work.

Above Me You Fly

Wood burn